Unspirational 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar: Anything Is Impossible

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Written By Jessica K. Springer

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In a world of lame jokes, unreliable truths, and disappointing affirmations, a little unspiration goes a long way.
Each sharp-elbowed parody of warm and fuzzy positive platitudes in the Unspirational 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar hits like a refreshing tonic for the cynic’s soul. With too much mindfulness turning the world soft, these darkly funny barbs could almost convince you we’ll be okay after all—almost.
 
Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 4.606 x 4.606 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Daily sarcastic “unspirational” messages that mock too-earnest positivity and romantic delusion.

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Publisher ‏ : ‎ Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication date ‏ : ‎ July 1, 2025
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 640 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1524897744
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1524897741
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 13.6 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.2 x 1.4 x 5.2 inches
Best Sellers Rank: #1,703 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #7 in Parody #20 in Humor & Comic Calendars #40 in Personal Transformation Self-Help
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