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Sorry You’re Poor: I Told You to Buy Cryptocurrency by G’Bryella Whyt is the ultimate flex for every crypto investor who rode the rollercoaster and won big—and the ultimate roast for those who didn’t listen. This isn’t just a book. It’s a victory lap, a conversation starter, and a hilarious reminder that while some played it safe, others took the risk, held strong, and now have the Lambos, mansions, and DJ kangaroos to prove it.
Packed with sharp humor, absurd luxury, and crypto references only true believers will get, this book is the perfect gag gift for every crypto bro who made it—and every friend who’s still stuck wondering, “What if?” Each page features bold, modern vector illustrations and laugh-out-loud rhymes that hit harder than the 2022 bear market.
Example Rhymes from the Book:
“I told you to buy Bitcoin back in the day,
But you rolled your eyes and walked away.
You said it was nonsense, a digital joke,
Now I own a mansion—you’re still broke.”
“I told you to at least buy DOGE, since it’s all over X,
But you said, ‘That meme coin? It makes no sense!’
Then Elon tweeted, and my bags took flight,
While you’re still poor, saying, ‘Man, you were right.’”
“BNB’s from CZ—yeah, he did time,
Pled guilty, four months—still, the coin’s in its prime.
The charges were bogus, but he played it cool—
I bought a kangaroo… and taught it to spin by the pool.”
Whether you’re the guy who made it and wants to rub it in, or the guy who didn’t and needs a laugh to cope, this book belongs in every crypto wallet (or at least on your coffee table). Because in the end, life rewards those who take chances—and sometimes, those chances buy you a Lambo.
Also by G’Bryella Whyt:
Friends Don’t Let Friends Vote Left
Don’t Be A HO HO HO This Christmas
So Ya Wanna Marry A Man With Kids?
Breakups Suck…Color Your Feelings Out
Sorry You Have Crazy Friends
Sorry Your Co-Workers Are A**holes
So Ya Wanna Have A Baby
Don’t Be A HO HO HO This Hanukkah
ASIN : B0DXCK27X8
Accessibility : Learn more
Publication date : February 14, 2025
Language : English
File size : 19.6 MB
Enhanced typesetting : Not Enabled
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Print length : 41 pages
Page Flip : Not Enabled
Book 4 of 5 : Sorry
Reading age : 10 – 18 years
Best Sellers Rank: #3,239 in Bitcoin & Cryptocurrencies #33,528 in Finance (Books)
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