Price: $19.95 - $12.95
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Discover the OG internet meme-turned-religious cult with the bestselling bible brought down by Ceiling Cat.
Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.
and furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.
and we furgiv wen cats steel our cookiez.
From the biblical languages of Greek and Hebrew to Latin and the King’s English, the Bible has been translated into over 2000 languages.
ADD ONE MORE.
For the first time ever, LOLCat Bible brings the good news to your feline friends in their native LOLSpeak. The perfect gift for cuddly kittehs everywhere, this book retells the greatest stories ever told like never before, including:
• Noah’s Reely Big Bowt
• Moses an teh Scari Burnin Bush
• Teh Ten Bad Plagues
• David an Goliath teh Giunt
• Daniel an teh Pooch’s Den
• David an Goliath teh Giunt
• Jonah an teh Big Fishie
• Wawter into Booze
• Happy Cat Walks on Wawter
• Teh Last Cheezburger Feest
• Happy Cat Rises from teh Deds
and many, many more…
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One of Publishers Weekly’s ten “fastest-growing independent publishers”
Founded in 1983, Ulysses Press was created to serve readers often overlooked by larger publishers and reimagine the relationship between reader, author, and publisher. We focus on publishing contemporary, trend-driven titles across a wide range of categories, including pop culture, wellness, self-help, fitness, cooking, education, personal growth, mental health, lifestyle, and relationships.
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Publisher : Ulysses Press
Publication date : January 29, 2021
Language : English
Print length : 128 pages
ISBN-10 : 1569757348
ISBN-13 : 978-1569757345
Item Weight : 2.31 pounds
Dimensions : 5.06 x 0.31 x 7.81 inches
Best Sellers Rank: #855,613 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #640 in Celebrity & Popular Culture Humor #1,149 in Cat, Dog & Animal Humor #5,768 in Fiction Satire
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Customers say
Customers find the book hysterically funny and adorable, with one noting it’s a great tool for reaching today’s youth culture. Moreover, the stories are good, and customers consider it a great gag gift for the price. However, the Bible content receives mixed reactions, with some noting it’s not the complete text. Additionally, customers disagree on the book’s readability, and several mention it’s not suitable for children.