Life Lessons from Your Cat: We’re So Vain, We Probably Think This Book Is About Us

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Written By Jessica K. Springer

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In this book, cats share their observations about how funny and cute YOU are.
If you get upset when your person touches your tail one day, and then the next day you like it when they touch your tail, they’re going to wonder why you’re messing with their heads like that. Excellent. Your job is done.
People say a thousand years ago cats were worshipped as gods. That implies this is no longer the case. Aren’t people CUTE when they’re in denial?
People make a big fuss when you unravel the entire roll of toilet paper. Well, if you can think of a way to spin that thing for, like, five minutes WITHOUT unrolling it, I’d like to hear it.
Cats are complex creatures and humans could learn a lot from the fickle and aloof way the feline mind works. Cat lovers will enjoy this and cat haters will have all their fears confirmed—your cat is smarter than you, is better than you, and is plotting something sinister. Includes illustrations!
ASIN ‏ : ‎ B003DMJDUU
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Thomas Nelson
Accessibility ‏ : ‎ Learn more
Publication date ‏ : ‎ July 15, 2007
Language ‏ : ‎ English
File size ‏ : ‎ 3.3 MB
Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Print length ‏ : ‎ 159 pages
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1418584764
Page Flip ‏ : ‎ Enabled
Best Sellers Rank: #1,491,469 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store) #489 in Pet Cats #1,485 in Cat Care #2,153 in Cat, Dog & Animal Humor
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