How to Tell If Your Cat Is a Narcissist: A Satirical Guide to Surviving Feline Emotional Abuse

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Written By Jessica K. Springer

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How to Tell If Your Cat Is a Narcissist

This hilarious and disturbingly accurate guide will help you identify the warning signs of feline narcissism—from the cold shoulder after you return from work to the dramatic coffee mug sabotage when you dare to ignore them. You’ll learn how to set boundaries (that they’ll immediately violate), teach empathy (or at least guilt them into pretending), and even feng shui the cat cage to meet their aesthetic standards.

Packed with witty advice, psychological insights, and plenty of “is my cat emotionally manipulating me?” moments, this book is your ultimate manual for living with a fur-covered diva. Whether you’re a first-time cat victim or a seasoned emotional hostage, How to Tell If Your Cat Is a Narcissist will help you survive—and maybe even thrive—under the rule of your tiny, tyrannical overlord. Because let’s face it—your cat already thinks they’re better than you. And they’re not wrong.
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How to teach your cat to understand empathy, respect boundaries and know that ‘no means no!’The pros and cons of allowing your cat to have a mobile phone, cook a meal and start a family.Why your cat thinks your taste in movies is questionable—and how to win back their respect.

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The ultimate bathroom reader—riddles, memes & toilet crimes to keep you giggling. Make every flush a fact-finding mission with this hilarious, brainy bathroom read. Stretch your mind with logic, lateral thinking & clever challenges—answers included! 10,000 cats. 1 is missing. Can you find it in this fur-flying frenzy? 100 pages of cheeky quotes + lined space—your secret weapon for surviving meetings.

ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0FT38NDBL
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published
Publication date ‏ : ‎ September 28, 2025
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 146 pages
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8267553520
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 7 ounces
Reading age ‏ : ‎ 14 – 18 years
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 6 x 0.33 x 9 inches
Best Sellers Rank: #52,549 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #5 in Humor Literary Criticism (Books) #92 in Cat, Dog & Animal Humor #486 in Fiction Satire
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