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Are You the Owner… or the Owned?
You thought you had a pet. You thought you were in charge. But at some point, your cat quietly took control—rearranging your schedule, your priorities, and even your thoughts.
This is not just pet ownership. This is a cult.
Do you wake up at unnatural hours because your cat demands it?Do you find yourself apologizing to them, even though they’re the one knocking things over?Have you accepted that your clothes, furniture, and entire existence will forever be covered in fur?Does your cat stare at you for long, unsettling moments like they know something you don’t?Do you ever wonder if all of this is… intentional?
If so, congratulations. You’ve been fully indoctrinated.
This disturbingly accurate, laugh-out-loud book uncovers the feline master plan—how they manipulate with their mind-controlling purrs, their strategic displays of affection, and their ability to make you question your own free will.
If you’ve ever felt like you’re just a devoted servant in your own home, this book confirms your worst suspicions… and makes you laugh while doing it.
The Cult of the Cat is real.
And whether you realize it or not, you’re already a member.
The perfect gift for any cat owner who knows who really runs the household.
ASIN : B0DZQ49Z76
Publisher : Independently published
Publication date : March 7, 2025
Language : English
Print length : 101 pages
ISBN-13 : 979-8313275253
Item Weight : 7.4 ounces
Dimensions : 6 x 0.23 x 9 inches
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Best Sellers Rank: #1,617,137 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #1,696 in Jokes & Riddles (Books) #1,951 in Cat, Dog & Animal Humor #9,376 in Fiction Satire