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Dry sarcasm, cynical observations, witty quotes and sharp quips abound in this battered book of badassery. Be careful not to cut yourself.
Need a good line to throw into the conversation? Enjoy thought-provoking questions with a new perspective on life? Love reading various witticisms and wordplay? You can have both and a good bit more within these pages of Smart Assery.
Here are some of my favourites:
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
When you go to court, you put yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Sigh. Nostalgia just isn’t what it used to be.
Want more? Be sure to check out Eric’s other books for further humour and life hacks.
ASIN : B01KUBKWLA
Accessibility : Learn more
Publication date : August 21, 2016
Language : English
File size : 1.3 MB
Screen Reader : Supported
Enhanced typesetting : Enabled
X-Ray : Not Enabled
Word Wise : Enabled
Print length : 220 pages
Page Flip : Enabled
Book 7 of 17 : Eric’s Big Books
Best Sellers Rank: #771,875 in Kindle Store (See Top 100 in Kindle Store) #152 in Puns & Word Play Humor eBooks #832 in Puns & Wordplay #3,701 in General Humorous Fiction
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