Price: $17.95 - $14.95
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Are you tired of motivational messages telling you to strive for more? Why not lean into the beauty of doing less with the Demotivational Daily Calendar! Packed with hilariously uninspiring quotes, this calendar will help you find fresh excuses to put off responsibilities, ignore deadlines, and avoid spending quality time with your family. The gorgeous photos will demotivate you even more, as you can sit and stare at them for hours, wishing you were somewhere else.
*By purchasing this calendar, you agree to hold Collier Publishing LLC and its employees harmless should you lose your job, receive divorce papers from your spouse, become estranged from your children, or gain an ungodly amount of weight.
Features:
– One hilariously uninspiring quote every day of the year.
– Now with demotivational poems and limericks!
– 4.5″ x 4.5″ pages printed on premium matte-art, responsibly-sourced paper.
– A fold-out easel to prop up calendar.
– Tear-off pages.
– Major U.S. holidays and observances.
– Moon phases, total eclipses, and major meteor showers.
– Full-color photo with room for notes on every page.
– Back of pages are blank for more notes (though if you need this many notes, you are probably way too motivated).
– Contains all 365 days. We don’t combine Saturday and Sunday onto one page, as we believe these are the two most important days for accomplishing nothing.
– No plastic!
– Includes 93 all new demotivational quotes this year (6 of which are funny).
– Guaranteed to demotivate 30 times more than our monthly calendar!
Need even more demotivation? Find our 2026 Demotivational Wall Calendar in the “From the Publisher” section below.
From the brand
Calendars
Photography Books
Children’s Books
We are a small publishing company located in Evergreen, Colorado. Rather than churning out the largest number of products, our goal is to produce only the highest-quality photography books, children’s books, and calendars.
Publisher : Collier Publishing LLC
Publication date : July 24, 2025
Language : English
Print length : 368 pages
ISBN-10 : 1966605072
ISBN-13 : 978-1966605072
Item Weight : 15.8 ounces
Dimensions : 4.5 x 4.5 x 1.6 inches
Best Sellers Rank: #919 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #1 in Quotation Calendars #10 in Humor & Comic Calendars #52 in Humor (Books)
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