Bigfoot 2026 Wall Calendar – A Funny Calendar for a Good Cause. Makes a Humorous White Elephant / Gag Gift (12”x12”)

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Dive into the untamed wild with renowned photographer Grant Collier as he braves perilous jungles, frozen wastelands, and stormy seas in search of Bigfoot. Once labeled a charlatan and a quack, Grant has turned skeptics into believers with 12 completely-real photographs of the elusive legend. These photographs will go down as some of the most important ever taken – right up there with photos from Roswell proving the existence of aliens and NASA’s fake images of the moon landing.
50% of all profits from this calendar will be donated by the publisher to non-profits working to protect the real Bigfoots on this planet … gorillas, orangutans, chimpanzees, and more.
This calendar is produced by a small publisher in Colorado. It measures 12″x12″ (12″x24″ when open).
Some of the competely-real, behind-the-scenes stories about each Bigfoot image are included below.
January: In 1959, a small group of Bigfoots established the Round Earth Society. Against all common sense, they postulated that the Earth is round instead of flat. They were mocked by other Bigfoots who pointed out that if the Earth were round, Bigfoots living on the bottom of the planet would simply fall off. However, the Round Earthers could not comprehend such simple logic and persisted in their foolish beliefs. Today, these Bigfoots meet each year at the Round Earth Conference. Many of the Round-Earthers also believe in global warming, in spite of the fact that it still snows in winter.
February: Bigfoot is a towering, muscle-bound beast, capable of running nearly as fast as a horse. An expert in stealth, he can disappear faster than a teenager hearing the words “family road trip.” But despite his near-mythical abilities, he crumbles in the face of his greatest adversary – his own offspring. The wails of baby Bigfoots are so deafening, so soul-piercing, that they make human babies sound like a gentle breeze rustling through the trees. These small, adorable creatures strike fear into the hearts of even the most battle-hardened Sasquatches, sending them crumpling to the ground, longing for the days when they could walk the wilderness alone and in peace.
April: In a surreal twist, renowned Bigfoot photographer Grant Collier found himself the subject instead of the photographer when a Sasquatch on a remote island pulled out a camera and snapped a photo of him. Apparently, on this island, humans are the mythical creatures no one believes in. When the excited Sasquatch showed his photo of a human to his Bigfoot buddies, their reactions ranged from skepticism to outright ridicule. “Why is it always blurry?” one of them sighed. “Learn to focus.” Another scoffed “This could be anything, Probably just a hairless bear.”
July: While exploring a very remote valley in the Peruvian Andes, Grant Collier stumbled upon a Bigfoot graveyard. He decided this would be a perfect opportunity to dig up a grave and collect a Bigfoot specimen. Surely, this would be the evidence needed to prove, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that Bigfoot is real. Unfortunately, while digging he seems to have disturbed the deceased Bigfoots and woken them from their eternal slumber. Thankfully, Grant escaped unharmed, but the same can’t be said for the city of Lima, Peru, which, as this calendar was going to print, was experiencing an “unprecedented cryptid crisis.” If, by the time you’re reading this, the crisis has spread and you are barricaded in your home fighting off zombie Bigfoots, please accept Grant’s humble apology. On the bright side, at least you’ll finally know that Bigfoots – and zombies – are real.

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Publisher ‏ : ‎ Collier Publishing LLC
Publication date ‏ : ‎ July 10, 2025
Print length ‏ : ‎ 24 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1935694944
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1935694946
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 8.8 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 12 x 12 x 0.2 inches
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