Price: $11.95
(as of Jan 11, 2026 02:24:14 UTC – Details)
Product description
Why Choose this Calendar?
Guaranteed to Demotivate 50% More than Competing Calendars!
Each month contains an original demotivational quote that will help you slack off on that project at work, miss your most important appointments, and avoid spending quality time with your family.
Gorgeous Photos
Most nature photos in this calendar were taken by professional photographer Grant Collier. Despite claiming to be one of the world’s least motivated photographers, he’s managed to capture stunning images from throughout the world. When he was too lazy to capture an image, we licensed photos from more motivated photographers or created hilarious illustrations.
Includes Demotivational Holidays
We believe there aren’t nearly enough holidays in the year. So we’ve included many funny, obscure holidays each month, including Slap Your Irritating Co-Worker Day and Blame it on the Large Hadron Collider day. The grids also include all major holidays and moon phases.
Other Calendars by Collier Publishing
We produce 10 yearly calendars, including a Demotivational Daily Calendar, which can be found by searching Amazon for “Collier 2026 Calendar.” Each one is printed on thick paper and laminated to prevent writing from showing through. A portion of all proceeds is donated to environmental non-profits.
Are you tired of motivational messages telling you to strive for more? Why not lean into the beauty of doing less with The 2026 Demotivational Wall Calendar!
ORIGINAL, HUMOROUS QUOTES – Find fresh excuses to put off responsibilities, ignore deadlines, and avoid your family.
OBSCURE HOLIDAYS: Public Sleeping Day, Ditch New Year’s Resolutions Day, and many more.
GORGEOUS PHOTOS: You can sit and stare at them for hours, wishing you were somewhere else.
DISCLAIMER: You agree to hold Collier Publishing LLC harmless for lost jobs, estranged family members, or sudden, alarming weight gain.
GENEROUS SIZE & PREMIUM QUALITY: Produced by a small publisher in Evergreen, Colorado. Measures 12″x12″ (12″x24″ open), making it significantly larger than most competing calendars. Printed on thick, responsibly-sourced paper with a varnish to prevent writing from showing through to the next month.
Perfect for home, office, or anywhere hope goes to die!
Sample Quotes: REACH FOR THE STARS – If you succeed, you’ll be incinerated by a nuclear inferno. If you fail, you’ll be lost in the dark, cold void of space. Either way, it will be one less obnoxious overachiever to deal with.
HEALTH – 4 out of 5 doctors agree that if you take health advice from the pages of a cheap calendar, you probably won’t live all that long.
WONDER – Twinkle, twinkle little star, someone once wondered what you are. But now we know from physics class, that you’re just a ball of gas. All wonder is now gone, and we have nothing to wish upon.