Honey Badger Don’t Care: Randall’s Guide to Crazy, Nastyass Animals

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Written By Jessica K. Springer

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Sweet Jesus—a riotous wildlife book for adults!  The mononymous Randall, narrator of the You Tube sensation (more than 40 MILLION views) “The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger,” is the wild new voice of nature.  In Honey Badger Don’t Care, Randall presents a dozen crazy, badass animals of the wild kingdom as only Randall could. 
Never before has wildlife narration been this bold and this hilarious. More than 40 million people have viewed Randall’s honey badger video, “The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger.” “It has no regard for anyone or anything—it just takes what it wants! What a little badass!”
When viewing wildlife footage, who hasn’t thought at times, “Ewww! What the hell is that?!” Randall thinks it — and says so! In Honey Badger Don’t Care, Randall examines and humorously informs on a dozen crazy, nasty animals of the wild kingdom employing his unique style of telling it like it is! His wildlife writing is refreshingly honest. If an animal scares Randall, he’s not afraid to share. Unlike most nature writers, Randall doesn’t deliver the sugarcoated or drab description. He “goes there” and shares his true feelings with his audience. Because of this, his readers feel that they can relate.
Randall loves animals—even the ones that terrify him. He may not agree with how these animals conduct themselves in the world, but Randall wants everyone to know who they are. Just as he introduced the world to the honey badger, the Jesus lizard, and others, so will Randall shed light on twelve bizarre and interesting animals.
Designed with callouts, sidebars, and more than fifty photos, Honey Badger Don’t Care presents a wildlife book for adults—hilarious, irreverent, profane, yet charming, chatty, and informative. Don’t be stupid—buy this book!

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Publisher ‏ : ‎ Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication date ‏ : ‎ January 24, 2012
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Print length ‏ : ‎ 80 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1449419658
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1449419653
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 15.2 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 7 x 0.4 x 9.1 inches
Best Sellers Rank: #508,397 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #228 in Internet & Social Media Humor #827 in Cat, Dog & Animal Humor #7,464 in Humor & Satire Fiction (Books)
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Customers find the book funny and informative, with one describing it as an adorable irreverent read. They appreciate its value as a gag gift.

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